As a former civil service employee of the University of Minnesota, somewhere between 4.0-4.75 percent (in pre-tax dollars) of my pay was deducted from my paycheck every two weeks and deposited in the Minnesota State Retirement System (MSRS) during my four-and-a-half years of employment there. It was mandatory. When I was hired in July 2006, the rate was 4 percent and the University “matched” the deduction with 4 percent. When I was laid off in January 2011, the deduction and “match” rates were 4.75 percent. The Minnesota Legislature passed a law in 2006 requiring that the deduction and “match” increase by 0.25 percent each year from 2007-11.
Except the University “match” isn’t mine. The University match isn’t credited to individual accounts; instead it’s used to help pay retiree benefits. So it’s really not a match at all; it’s a guaranteed return for the MSRS pension fund.
Never mind that my manager, like all professional administrative and academic employees, contributed 2.50 percent of her pre-tax salary to a 401(a) retirement plan and received a hefty 13 percent match from the University. Only her University match actually, really went into her personal account every two weeks.
If the University wasn’t set up as a system of castes, using a plantation model it wouldn’t work. I get it; and I knew that when I signed on. But that’s not what this article is about. This is about the smoke and mirrors that is is public employee pension systems, including the one in Minnesota.
Every quarter MSRS sends a print newsletter (.pdf; 6.2MB) extolling what a great job it’s doing investing my (and the University’s money) on my behalf. Well, at least half of what goes in under my name is for my benefit. The newsletter I just received is a doozy. After being told every quarter for the four-and-a-half years I was a University of Minnesota employee that everything was just peachy, I learn that was pretty much total bullshit. But now the storm has passed and thanks to the deft investing skills of the Minnesota State Board of Investment everything is— wait for it—peachy once again. “In simplest terms, MSRS has reduced expenses and increased savings,” writes MSRS Executive Director Dave Bergstrom. “And, this means MSRS is taking the first steps toward financial recovery for the pension plans it administers.”
Bergstrom attributes the remarkable turnaround to two factors: The Minnesota Legislature agreed to lower MSRS’s future liabilities (this would be the “reduced expenses” to which Bergstrom refers). And an investment return of 15.2 percent (this would be the “increased savings” to which Bergstrom refers) between 1 July 2009 and 30 June 2010.
And those “reduced expenses” and lowered “future liabilities” aren’t at all what you and I think they are. Reducing expenses to you and me means that if we’re spending US$500 on internet connectivity each month and reduce it to US$250 each month, we’ll see reduced expenses over the next year of US$3,000 or 50 percent. That’s not what “reduced expenses” means in the case of MSRS. In 2010, the Minnesota Legislature agreed to a shell game proposed by MSRS.